Total Medals Earned: 1,132 (From 159 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,810 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/255 points)
Get off to a quick start
Make it to the city
Finish in free ride mode
Pass between two cars without crashing
Get off the ground
Make it to the end of the road
Finish without hitting anything
Finish in under 6 minutes
Pass a checkpoint with 13 seconds left
Medals Earned: 7/7 (145/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (40/265 points)
Play the game
Beat level 1
Beat level 2
Beat level 3
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat level 6
Beat level 7
Beat level 8
Beat level 9
Beat level 10
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (30/30 points)
Take 5 pictures
Swear
Eat some cat food
Find all 10 black cards
Find all 10 white cards
Become the true master
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/155 points)
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Correctly guess Stepford.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (265/315 points)
After You Make Faic Rage
Wow, That's Very Easy
okay.
You Can't Click Too Much
angry faic
it's over for clicking
Almost Rage
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Approve an article
Complete story mode
Get at least 15 in time trial mode
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins