Total Medals Earned: 928 (From 145 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,510 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without taking damage
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/195 points)
Reincarnate.
Survived the harrowing tutorial.
Complete target training.
Defeat Baron Wormhaven.
Destroy The Colony
Beat Chester in a race.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (210/210 points)
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Perform a Heart Transplant
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/255 points)
Get off to a quick start
Make it to the city
Finish in free ride mode
Pass between two cars without crashing
Get off the ground
Make it to the end of the road
Finish without hitting anything
Finish in under 6 minutes
Pass a checkpoint with 13 seconds left
Medals Earned: 7/7 (145/145 points)
Make and Eat a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 10 Seconds
Make and Eat a Sandwich in Under 5 Seconds
Wait 30 Seconds Before Finishing the Sandwich
Make 5 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 7 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Make 10 Sandwiches in Score Mode
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 6/11 (40/265 points)
Play the game
Beat level 1
Beat level 2
Beat level 3
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat level 6
Beat level 7
Beat level 8
Beat level 9
Beat level 10
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/30 points)
Swear
Eat some cat food
Become the true master
Take 5 pictures
Find all 10 black cards
Find all 10 white cards